Hubble Telescope Pictures: God's Body Part

We've all seen God's Eye, but what is this thing?

Hip Hop Summit Speaks: No more Ho's, Bitches!

The Annual Hip Hop Summit has issued a lyrical fatwa that the 'words' Bitch and Ho should not be used in Rap songs any more. Scrambling to fill in a plethora of open rap space, a number of alternatives are now available:

BitcHo (a blend...preferable to Hoetch, which sounds similar to 'hooch')
Flo's (The Tarty Waitress on Alice)
Salami Mommy
Crotch Itchers
AIDS Baby Makers
"Illers" or Women of Ill Repute (“Ill” meaning “dope.”)
Ball Squishers
Female Gays
Grindarians (Librarians of Sex)
Cuddle Buddles
Cum Chums
Black Hole Soul
Scratchy Mittens
Dame Dolls
Dentata-nauts
Sea Brood
Leggy Mermaids
Gam's n' Clam
Clamponers
Frosty straw suckers
Pogo Ballers
XX-Chromy Homies
Unladylike Ladies

Create your own and spread the word, Word!
Mark D

Alanis Diet

To fatten me up, my captors force-fed me fois gras. How ironic.

Censored Quotes, uncensored!

I was doing my usual hacking, AKA, going through garbage when I stumbled upon a couple of juicy quotes that were cut out of every edition of "The Yale Book of Quotations" by Joseph Epstein and Fred R. Shapiro. I think they are some interesting quotes from great leaders, but I'll let you decide:

"When you point that gun at me, just remember, there are three fingers pointing back at yourself." Martin Luther King Jr.

"During World War 2 and the holocaust, about 72 million people were killed. That's makes the odds pretty good that Hitler ended up killing the next 'Hitler.' Makes you think!" Winston Churchill

"I'm not going to stop groping nurses until I see god!" Albert Einstein (his famous last words recently translated.)

Yeah, there aren't that many, but now you know!
Mark D

Jack LaLanne's Tears

You can’t get turnip juice from a turnip filled with blood.

Dozen = 13

A new slogan for a bakery/cafe: "Bread and butter is our bread and butter."