Terror in the Schools

Student Arrested on Evidence of Planning a "Columbine-style Attack" on his Kindergarten Class.

Kindergartener Hunter Arden, aged 5, was arrested today following a concerned phone call from his teacher Mrs. Bradley to local police. Bradley was allerted of the planned attack following an art project. Bradley stated, "he turned in his finger painting, and I was shocked! It clearly showed a firey explosion of some sort amongst people who I presume to be his classmates. It also showed a purple bird, and some sort of sun with a face on it. I think those go to show that he was living in a fantasy world." When asked why he wanted to blow up his class, Hunter lisped, "Buwees aw mean. Dey huwt me."