Scientific World Summit: Why are the bees dying?

Zurich, Switzerland:
The UN Sponsored Summit in trying to determine what is killing off the bees has resulted in many theories, but no single explanation. The following are the most plausible explanations:

They finally realized that they aren’t aerodynamically able to fly.
Allergic to pollen!
None of your beeswax!
Type 2 Diabetes, too much honey, not enough fiber.
As a conspiracy to kill the hippies that burn their candles and eat their honey.
Birds and Bees Flu (STD)
Outsourced to China.
Too many goddamn people!
Splenda!
Bee on Bee Crime!
The forced attempt to change from monarchy to democracy has resulted in a bloody civil war between the workers and drones.
The Queen is Dead.

JD MD