Hip Hop Summit Speaks: No more Ho's, Bitches!

The Annual Hip Hop Summit has issued a lyrical fatwa that the 'words' Bitch and Ho should not be used in Rap songs any more. Scrambling to fill in a plethora of open rap space, a number of alternatives are now available:

BitcHo (a blend...preferable to Hoetch, which sounds similar to 'hooch')
Flo's (The Tarty Waitress on Alice)
Salami Mommy
Crotch Itchers
AIDS Baby Makers
"Illers" or Women of Ill Repute (“Ill” meaning “dope.”)
Ball Squishers
Female Gays
Grindarians (Librarians of Sex)
Cuddle Buddles
Cum Chums
Black Hole Soul
Scratchy Mittens
Dame Dolls
Dentata-nauts
Sea Brood
Leggy Mermaids
Gam's n' Clam
Clamponers
Frosty straw suckers
Pogo Ballers
XX-Chromy Homies
Unladylike Ladies

Create your own and spread the word, Word!
Mark D