zo-o-quiz

What part of what cousin of the camel delivers the kiss of death to bring about the end of the world???

-Alpaca Lips

assumptions

Contrary to the popular saying ‘assume’ does not make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’. You cannot take u and me, and get ass. You can make an ‘ass’ out of many word other combinations such as…
Past and stereo
Stupid and stampede
Archipelagos and fastidious
Try some of your own!
(Hint: Between the two words, you must have at least one a and two s’s)
This activity is great for summer days, anniversary parties, and renaissance faires. (Look, from each of those combos one can spell ass!)
Let’s put a stop to this outrage!
Thank you all.

John D in the News?

"John is intensifying rapidly," the agency said in an early-warning note on its Web site.”

Perhaps you’ve noticed the latest headlines, and thought to yourself, “is that the John D?” Well, the answer is, “knowing John D, most likely.” He claims he was never consulted prior to these allegations. Here are some of the excerpts taken from the news:

"John is expected to pound Acapulco...and then batter other coastal resorts like Manzanillo, Puerto Vallarta and Los Cabos in the Baja California peninsula in coming days."

“In Puerto Vallarta, among Mexico’s most-visited resorts, officials scrambled to prepare 50 emergency shelters while sending patrols to hunt for possible damage from John.”

“Curtis Bickers, who was going to get married in Los Cabos on Saturday, abandoned the plans as John barreled in from the ocean.”

“The Mexican government expects John to pass ``really close'' to the states of Colima, Michoacan and Jalisco on the Pacific coast, said Raul Rivera, director of emergency administration for the Federal Interior Ministry of Mexico, in an interview yesterday.

“John pummeled Mexico's resort-studded Pacific Coast.” “John wasn't likely to affect the United States.” “Kristy was about 690 miles away from John, butforecasters said some interaction was possible. Ifthat happened, Kristy would likely be absorbed by thelarger John, forecasters said.”
(see for yourself)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060830/ts_nm/weather_mexico_dc

Reply from John D:
I have taken exception to a few of this alleged reports. Firstly, it was stated that I wasn’t likely to affect the United States. This hurts. Granted, I’m still relatively young, and haven’t made my mark on every country in the world, but being that I’m an American, I would like most to affect my homeland. This obviously means that I will have to concentrate my future efforts on the local soil. Secondly, I have no idea who this Kristy is. I know some Christies, I know some Christys, and I even know a Qryst-E. But I have never met any Kristy. So far, she is maintaining her distance, but forecasting some interaction between her and I left me to wonder if she is looking for me, stalking me, or what? Depending on what she looks like, oh and her personality, I’m not sure that I should be avoiding her. Since I am larger than her, I can be assured that I weigh more than her. A good thing obviously. I’ll wait and see what tomorrows Yahoo seers see.

beat THAT!

Mary Poppins and an un-named chimney sweep once had us believing that, "the biggest word you ever heard," was SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS. I just invented a bigger word. It is: superDUPERcalifragilisticexpialidocious.

gypsy children are cross-eyed

yb eht emit uoy hsinif gnidaer siht, yspyg nerdlihc evah dekcip ruoy tekcop.

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