FUNK DAT! Womens is Wack!
I’ve been married for about a week now and let me tell y’all, the honeymoon is over!
Womens is wack! Not only does Lucy have some ‘splainin’ to do, but the entire female race has some ‘splainin’ to do.
Why is it women want a new dishwasher, and when they get one they buy a bunch of knives, wooden bowls and crystal stemware that can’t be put in the dishwasher? FUNK DAT!
Why is it women want to tear up nice comfortable carpet and replace it with expensive hard wood floors, then buy about a hundred rugs to go over the hardwood floors to make it feel like a carpet? FUNK DAT!
Why is it women want their men to be faithful, but they can have some dude touching them all over and it’s called a massage? Or some chick finger-banging them, and it’s called a trip to the Gyno? FUNK DAT!
Why is it women want you to sign personal “get well” cards to their friends, but then get mad when you write, “I hope your cancer gets better?” FUNK DAT! Janice knew what I meant!
Why is it women insist you go check on the strange noises that they hear, but then refuse to help you to cut off the hands, feet and head of their drunken brother who stumbled in late, that you accidentally killed? FUNK DAT! Stan should have called first! And draining blood from corpse is a two-person job! Everyone knows that! Stan knew that!
Why is it when women they plan a “date night,” you have to come home early, go through the hoops of getting dressed up, going out to a fancy restaurant and a boring play, but when you plan a “date night,” and it involves sharing a prostitute, suddenly play time is over? FUNK DAT!
Why is it that women get two years paid maternity leave if they get pregnant, but if you take an hour to get your secretary to the clinic for an abortion they get all upset! It was one hour out of "date night!" FUNK DAT!
Why is it women want to be treated as equal, until you hit back? FUNK DAT! Of course I have an edge! You could go to the gym too, instead of getting all those mani-pedis! They don't build muscle!
Why is it that she can feel your brother’s muscles after he’s worked out but you can’t feel her sister’s attributes? Is it my fault your sister has tiny weak muscles and giant firm titties? FUNK DAT! That’s hypocrisy.
Womens is wack! Not only does Lucy have some ‘splainin’ to do, but the entire female race has some ‘splainin’ to do.
Why is it women want a new dishwasher, and when they get one they buy a bunch of knives, wooden bowls and crystal stemware that can’t be put in the dishwasher? FUNK DAT!
Why is it women want to tear up nice comfortable carpet and replace it with expensive hard wood floors, then buy about a hundred rugs to go over the hardwood floors to make it feel like a carpet? FUNK DAT!
Why is it women want their men to be faithful, but they can have some dude touching them all over and it’s called a massage? Or some chick finger-banging them, and it’s called a trip to the Gyno? FUNK DAT!
Why is it women want you to sign personal “get well” cards to their friends, but then get mad when you write, “I hope your cancer gets better?” FUNK DAT! Janice knew what I meant!
Why is it women insist you go check on the strange noises that they hear, but then refuse to help you to cut off the hands, feet and head of their drunken brother who stumbled in late, that you accidentally killed? FUNK DAT! Stan should have called first! And draining blood from corpse is a two-person job! Everyone knows that! Stan knew that!
Why is it when women they plan a “date night,” you have to come home early, go through the hoops of getting dressed up, going out to a fancy restaurant and a boring play, but when you plan a “date night,” and it involves sharing a prostitute, suddenly play time is over? FUNK DAT!
Why is it that women get two years paid maternity leave if they get pregnant, but if you take an hour to get your secretary to the clinic for an abortion they get all upset! It was one hour out of "date night!" FUNK DAT!
Why is it women want to be treated as equal, until you hit back? FUNK DAT! Of course I have an edge! You could go to the gym too, instead of getting all those mani-pedis! They don't build muscle!
Why is it that she can feel your brother’s muscles after he’s worked out but you can’t feel her sister’s attributes? Is it my fault your sister has tiny weak muscles and giant firm titties? FUNK DAT! That’s hypocrisy.
posted by infinity 2.0 at 12:31 PM
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