Father and Son Conversation re: God (and other stuff)

Son: Hey dad, if the Bible says that being gay is wrong, but it also says that eating shellfish is wrong, why is it okay for us to eat shrimp but it's still wrong to be gay?

Dad: Ha! It's not like we're eating gay shrimp.

(later that day)

Son: Dad, I just found out that Santa Claus isn't real!

Dad: Neither are your mom's breasts, but that doesn't bother me.