Friday, July 18, 2008

One Year Later, Worlds Biggest Gang Bang Becomes Worlds Biggest Paternity Test.

In a Maury Pauvich wet dream (no pun intended), Stacee LeHore is in search of her baby daddy. In honor of Bastille Day, on July 14th 2007, Ms. LeHore shot the best selling adult video of the year, Voulez Vous Gang Bang Avec Moi 3: Let Them Eat Cream Pie. The film broke multiple records, including the ever surmountable (no pun intended), biggest gang bang of all time. In 24 hours, Ms. LeHore was sexually involved with 528 men. "Most of 'em came up in my shit," states LeHore, the daughter of a preacher and a former prostitute. "I was using the rhythm method, 'cause I heard it was the best form of birth control from my mom...well, after abstinence." LeHore's mother could not be reached to verify this scientific claim, but LeHore's father, a former prostititute, volunteered the following: "The rhythm method? Thats bullshit. But, y'know, in my old profession, I wasn't really worried about getting pregnant...I was more worried that having sex with all those men would make me gay. But don't worry, no problem there sugar tits.

Lehore gave birth to a bouncing baby boy of 10 pounds 5 ounces on April 1st of this year. "I didn't even know I was pregnant for like 6 months", states LeHore. "I thought it would put the kaibash on my film career, but no...there's tons of guys who have a thing for pregnant chicks. It seems kinda weird."

None of the men we contacted (411 of the 528) gave a response to whether they were the father. Most denied being involved in the record breaking event. "I think he kinda looks like 224, 19, 303, or 361...or maybe someone else," suggests Lehore. "But either way, I just want my baby to have a father."

Labels: