Dear Diary....Blechhhh!

When I had an eating disorder, I used to take pills so I would quickly evacuate my colon of the food I'd just eaten. I would write down my binges and purges. In order to be sneaky about it, when anyone asked what I was writing, I would say, "I'm writing in a diary...a journal." But I really meant, "a diarrhea journal". I win!