New Drink Alert...WARNING!!!

New Drink Alert. Ingredients first:

1 oz. Bacardi 151
1 oz. Wild Turkey Whiskey
1/2 oz. Jaegermeister

Title: "The Liver Fucker"

Indigo Girls Go Blue!

Suprised by crap sales figures, the Indigo Girls decided to spice up their repetoire. Seeing as how their repetoire was super gay, it needed a lot of spice. Bam! They have redone their greatest hits (yes, they had something akin to hits):

Closer to Fine - as Closer to Fine Ass Poon-Tang
Hammer and Nail - as Hammer That Ho, and I'll Nail That Tail
Least Complicated - as Yeast Complications...Seriously?
Shame on You - as Shame and Poo (Ode to Two Girls and a Cup)
Peace Tonight - as I'm Gonna Get Me A Piece Tonight

Someone buy a record please, or download an iTune. This bad play on words can't last forever!

Men Plus King Power

I was recently given a package of Chinese Tea labeled "Men Plus King Power." (It has a semi-erotic picture on the label!) Royal King is a brand I can trust, they tell me. The tea wrapper reminds me "Fragrant aroma, mellow taste, homely refresher, valuable gift." That sure is true! If you can't find this tea, which I highly recommend, try making your own blend. Here are the ingredients: Dried Indian Bread, Longan Pulp, Herb of Desert Living Cistanche, Fruit of Cherokee Rose, Fruit of Chinese Magnoliavine, Fruit of Common Cnidium, Twig of Chinese Taxillus, Root of Indian Mulberry, Root of Mongolian Milkvetch.