assumptions

Contrary to the popular saying ‘assume’ does not make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’. You cannot take u and me, and get ass. You can make an ‘ass’ out of many word other combinations such as…
Past and stereo
Stupid and stampede
Archipelagos and fastidious
Try some of your own!
(Hint: Between the two words, you must have at least one a and two s’s)
This activity is great for summer days, anniversary parties, and renaissance faires. (Look, from each of those combos one can spell ass!)
Let’s put a stop to this outrage!
Thank you all.