New Biography of Mark Devendorf to be written by accomplished hack

It has just been announced that David Elliot will be writing Crystal Film Statue: The Biography of Mark Devendorf. Mark decided on David Elliot as the final choice after reviewing the applications of hundreads of accomplished journalists. "I love his style," Mark said in an interview with the New York Times, "he has such a unique voice, that I just knew he was the right person to pen the story of my life." A publisher has not yet been chosen, but rumors are circulating that fellow students from Elliots junior high school journalism class will take on the project.