Michael Bay’s Agent is a Genius!

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Michael Bay’s Agent is a Genius!
Michael Bay’s singular talent is in cinema is to destroy vehicles in a visually impactful way. His actors always feel stiff and poorly written. The real reason we go to see his movies are the car crashes. Well imagine feeling and emotional connection to those cars. The perfect Bay film.

Transformers are vehicles with minds and feelings.
Can you imagine when Bumblebee, a Volkswagen Bug, has to run over some nails dropped by the evil decepticon, Hardware Store Delivery Vehicle, it will be like Bruce Willis walking through glass in Die Hard. Ouch!
When Jazz, a Mazda I think, flips in the air three times and crashes, you’ll stand up in the audience and cry, “No!!!!.” You’ll cover your eyes and his headlights get gouged out by some ill-placed re-bar. Your stomach will lurch while when his exhaust has a missile shoved into it.
The real tragedy will be when Hot Rodimus can’t afford gas, and will be forced to sit at entrances of freeways, begging for just enough money, to get back home, man. Why is gas so expensive?

Michael Bay, you’re a genius!