tapas for tips

I used to be cleverer. When asked where I'd been all night, I used to tell my wife that I went to the Tapas bar. I really went to a topless bar, but I said 'topless' in a way that sounded like 'tapas'. I got away with it too, until one night when I went to the topless bar, and found my wife dancing there. So I guess the joke was on me.