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In response to the libelous remarks made about me, I am forced to defend myself with my own libelous remarks. I have never, nor would I ever, squash a snail. It is well known that in my younger days, I was a close friend to the snail. Salt would rarely grace my table, in the off chance that a snailish or sluggish amigo would happen by. Now for my own libel against this person identified as Mark D. Mark D. has often been seen (edited for continuity), and that is no lie!