Porn Plots That I Got Cold Feet Halfway Through Imagining.
1. Delivery man comes to house of sorority sisters with extra-sausage pizza. It's apparently the wrong address, so he leaves.
2. Sexy bikini gal asks volleyball stud to rub suntan lotion on her back. He says he is allergic to coconut oil, and apologizes.
3. Two girls at camp get cold and decide that body heat will keep them warm. The next day, the camp director finds two girls dead form hypothermia.
4. Hot nurse comes in to give injured soldier a sponge bath. He continually cries from post traumatic stress disorder.
5. Lonely housewife asks plumber what he knows about pipes. He goes on for a couple hours, telling her everything there is to know about pipes, from galvanized to PVC.
2. Sexy bikini gal asks volleyball stud to rub suntan lotion on her back. He says he is allergic to coconut oil, and apologizes.
3. Two girls at camp get cold and decide that body heat will keep them warm. The next day, the camp director finds two girls dead form hypothermia.
4. Hot nurse comes in to give injured soldier a sponge bath. He continually cries from post traumatic stress disorder.
5. Lonely housewife asks plumber what he knows about pipes. He goes on for a couple hours, telling her everything there is to know about pipes, from galvanized to PVC.
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