Monday, January 01, 2007

Ideas!

ver. Infinity 2.0
These ideas are patented:

Movie:
Bloodfist 3: The First Two Sucked

Book.
How to Give Up.
1. Quit.
2. Keep it up, or don't, or do do do.

I took a trip to Solvang/Buellton formerly wine country, now Sideways Country. The place was full of Paul Giamatta's with sensitive eyes hidden in pasty, overly fed faces. They wander the wine tasting shops and vineyards like hippies after the dead broke up. They're looking for their Virginia Madsens. There seems to be a dearth of the Madsens, but the Giamatta wanna bes are a plenty. They are ready to propose marriage to the daring woman who makes eye contact.

The Chinese New Year should be an official do-over if the American one was messed up due to: sickness, depression, stripper with explosive diarrhea.

Thank you,

Mark

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